…it’ll never compete with His Master’s Voice, but…

…in my opinion, the minute yeez stop learning and trying new stuff, it’s time to curl yer toes up and slip quietly off this mortal coil… hence Master Gallacher of late has been dabbling with a new toy… the Quick Time Player app, which permits budding wannabe Alfred  Hitchcocks to produce short video clips like the one above… it’s great fun… licence to be as daft as yeez please… and they don’t come much dafter than this ol’ Jurassic Scots scribbler… but it’s hardly just the zaniness of it all that lends it the attraction… it is a marvellous way to reach out to folk who matter… which in this instance are my fabulously supportive readership… plus other writers and bloggers pals… and add in emb’dy who welcomes a smile or three of silliness… but, hang on a minute, Mabel… there’s more to it than just nascent, beckoning, WURLD-wide celebrity, Legend-In-My-Own-Lunchbox-Syndrome… nay, Lads and Lassies of Blog Land… it also really does help to encourage downloads on the Great God Amazon Kindle for my Jack Calder wee crime fiction masterpieces… which leads neatly into where yeez can find them, thus :

FotoJet Collage

THE VIOLIN MANS LEGACY

myBook.to/theviolinmanslegacy

VENGEANCE WEARS BLACK

myBook.to/vengeancewearsblack

SAVAGE PAYBACK

myBook.to/savagepayback

KILLER CITY

myBook.to/calderkillercity

…see yeez later… LUV YEEZ!…

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8 responses to “…it’ll never compete with His Master’s Voice, but…

  1. That was the funniest threat I’ve ever received, Seumas. You missed an additional career on the stage. I guess you do a lot of work in front of audiences with your public speaking, though, so you use that gift as well. 😀 — Suzanne

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  2. I tried but realised either I put my glasses on and looked like an old lady or I kept blinking trying to see… Not a natural, me. I agree with your point…

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  3. Rosa Ave Fénix

    Good!!! you’re an artist!!!! but you’re used to speak in front a lot of people… but ME… hehehehe.. will be like a clown!!!!!

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  4. Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
    Seumas Gallacher has gone all Hitchcock on us and produced a little something to go with your late night cocoa…

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  5. Love listening to you Seumas, and watching you! You should narrate your books.

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  6. Outrageously funny! You have found a new niche. (and this may be really good to lure in younger audiences in a hurry who have been brought up more with video than print.)
    Excellent script – and positioning / body language is effective and reinforces the message. Can’t wait to see more of this creative genius (and you are so right that continuous learning is important…hmmm, been wondering how all this little videos are done…off to try and find out more…I love Hitchcock!)

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