…what d’yeez think about thinking?… my pal, Dave Peck has a few thoughts on it…

…this just in  from my pal, Dave Peck… too good to miss… enjoy…

THINKING

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I started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thing led to another and soon I was more than a social thinker. I began to think when I was alone, to relax! At least, that’s what I told myself, but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking became more and more important to me. I was starting to think all the time. I even began to think at work. I knew that thinking at work was frowned upon, but I couldn’t help myself. I began to avoid friends at lunch, so I could think even more. I would return to work dizzied and confused, asking “What is it we’re trying to do here?”

Things were not any better at home. One evening, I turned the T.V. off and asked the wife what she thought about something. She spent the night at her mother’s. Soon, I had the reputation of being a heavy thinker. One day, my boss called me into his office. he said he liked my work, but my thinking had become a problem. It was affecting my co-workers. He said I should be like very one else and stop thinking. This gave me a lot to think about. I told my wife what my boss said. She told me she wanted a divorce. She said I was thinking as much as a college professor, and everyone knows how little they get paid. She said that if I didn’t stop thinking, we would be destitute. “That is a faulty syllogism,” I thought as she began to cry.

I stopped thinking at work and my boss is much happier. The wife appreciates me more while I am at home. Life is a lot easier when you stop thinking…think about it!

 

…thanks for this, that man, Dave… so what d’yeez think, Lads and Lassies of Blog Land?… see yeez later… LUV YEEZ!

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14 responses to “…what d’yeez think about thinking?… my pal, Dave Peck has a few thoughts on it…

  1. Let me quote Robbie Williams: “I’m contemplating, thinkin’ about thinkin’
    It’s overrated, just get another drink in”

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  2. I never thought of it that way before, Seumas. And now I don’t know that I should. Hilarious. Thanks to Dave and to you, Seumas. 😀 — Suzanne

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  3. Stop thinking? Perish the thought. lol

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  4. Rosa Ave Fénix

    We can’t stop our mind of thinking… well but it’s not the same to think about normal things and other is ” to rack one’s brains” (in Spain we say comerse el coco), then our family and friends get fed up with us!!!!! Life is short… enjoy it!!!! don’t think!!!!!

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  5. Even when you think you’re giving your brain a rest, you are thinking. That little machine never stops.
    Love this. Entertaining hilarity. (Can I say that or will it cause someone to think too much?) 😀

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