…Sean (Connery) Connery versus Seumas (Icon-nery?) Gallacher…

…comparisons are often said to be ‘odious’, but on occasion they can be frighteningly revealing… if yeez just have a wee peek at the table below, some mind-boggling juxtapositioning is startling… that Other Wannabe Scottish man of the arts, Sir Sean Connery, compares surprisingly well with Master Gallacher... the parallels are quite outstanding… judge for yerselves:

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                                            Sean Connery              Seumas (Icon-nery?)

Scottish Birthplace            Edinburgh                         Glasgow

Other Family tree roots    Irish                                    Irish

Age                                          Above 35                          Above 35

First Film  (1957)                 ‘No Road Back’              ‘Holiday snaps’

Mother’s religion                   Protestant                       Protestant

Father’s religion                    Roman Catholic              Roman Catholic

Nickname as a youth             ‘Big Tam’                         ‘Wee Jimmy’

First job                                  Milkman                            Newspaper boy

Sterling Earnings                 100,000,000                      100

Played pro soccer with         East Fife                             Third Lanark

Kilt tartan                              MacLean (Duart)             Anderson (Govan)

Knighted                                July 2000                           Any day now





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42 responses to “…Sean (Connery) Connery versus Seumas (Icon-nery?) Gallacher…

  1. Have you had any women throw their knickers at you, yet??

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  2. Named sexiest man alive? Sean Connery – yes; Seumas Gallacher – not yet … but like the knighthood, any day now!

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  3. I never ever laughed so hard about one single word. Knighted: Waiting. Thanks a lot

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  4. Rosa Ave Fénix

    1000 times you’re better. By the way, a moment ago I phoned my cousin Elisabeth -she preffers me to call her The Queen… haha- asking her how about the promise she gave me you had to be Knighted… she has given me a lot of words, but I’ve recalled her about her word!!!!!
    So Seumas, call me any day about it!!!!

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  5. I had to do a double take. If it wasn’t for the beard….;)

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  6. You’re like twins only from different mothers. You’re a hilarious and entertaining fellow. 😀 😀 😀

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  7. Love the age description Seumas 🙂

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  8. It takes far more talent to write all those books than to make a few movies, Seumas. You have it way over Sean there. Also, I’m sure your invitation to be knighted “must” have been misplaced somewhere between Queen Elizabeth and yourself. The post owes you a big apology. Besides Sean is probably wearing a lot of makeup to make him look good while yours is a natural handsomeness. 😀 — Suzanne

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  9. Reblogged this on meatdoesntgrowinmygarden and commented:
    imagine the 2 standing in front of you giving an interview. Seumas calm until the last question…

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  10. Brilliant Seumas but you left one thing out. You can write up a storm he cannae.

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  12. I just knew there was a connection.

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  13. Rosa Ave Fénix

    I repeat what I said in January…Long life to Seumas!!!!!!!
    No newas yet from my cousin???? I’ll have to phone her again!!!! She has a big head and thinks a lot about herself!

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  14. The similarities are stunning, Seumas 🙂 The almost identical nicknames were uncanny, and you both have 1’s and 0’s in your earnings. Amazing. I’m impressed! 😀

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  15. Sean/Seumas; Sean/Seumas. Easy Peasy. You win, hands down.

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  16. Hmm. This is a tough one… NOT! ‘C’ before ‘G’ but I chose what comes after ‘C’. 😀

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  17. Aye! The resemblance is uncanny! 😀

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  18. Why has this never occurred to me before? It’s so obvious!

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