…meeeaaaaioooowwww… yeez are all cordially invited to come join Lady Luck on a purr-fect Friday 13th…

…let me dispel any doubts… this ol’ Jurassic is not given to being scared of many things… sounds a bit Braveheart-ish, I know, but I prob’ly have not been smart enuff to acquire any ‘chic’ or ‘fashionably-in’ fears over the years… I’ve gone to some lengths for yeez all today, Lads and Lassies of Blog Land, particularly to rule out the following phobias (‘phobiae’, Mabel??), none of which cause me an iota of stress :

1. melanophobia….                 the fear of the colour black

2. ailurophobia……..                the fear of cats

3. triskaidekaphobia…             the fear of the number thirteen

4. paraskevidekatriaphobia…  the fear of Friday, the thirteenth

Crooked Cat Publishing

…I offer this information as a service to the public at large to allay any general misgivings or concern for this coming Friday 13th, March, when Crooked Cat Publishing (feline motif et al) renders two of my Jack Calder crime thriller masterpieces on to the Great God Amazon (I also have no gynophobia, the fear of women, especially of Amazonian provenance)… however, in deference to the custom in some quarters notionally to keep at bay any negative spirits, a loud, noisy-as-yeez-like party will be in full swing during that day in the guise of the Online Launch Party for THE VIOLIN MAN’S LEGACY and VENGEANCE WEARS BLACK… yeez are all invited to attend… bring yer pals, yer pets, yer in-laws, emb’dy yeez meet on the street on the way here… there will be the usual suspects of virtual haggis sandwiches, on-tap Irn Bru, Scottish square sossidges, Forfar bridies, cakes, chocolate–lots of chocolate… music will be the best filched wares from You Tube, Me Tube, and Them Tube

…click here https://www.facebook.com/events/819611924779778/ and come join us…

…the literary babies will be on view for selfies, a wee taster here for yeez:

party cover



Filed under Blether, Scribbling & Stuff

15 responses to “…meeeaaaaioooowwww… yeez are all cordially invited to come join Lady Luck on a purr-fect Friday 13th…

  1. Amy

    And not a single mention of single malt, Seumas?

    Liked by 1 person

  2. …more likely double mentions of double malt! 🙂


  3. I’ll most certainly be there, Suemas. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
    An invitation for Friday 13th of March from M’Lord of Seumas Gallacher – forget the Oscars.. time to get the bling out.. As I was born on a Friday 13th I am not a paraskevidekatriaphobic although I have been called a lot worse… break out the frocks..

    Liked by 1 person

  5. I would like to be there with my kilt on! And hoping there’s no breeze.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. I don’t want to miss the party of the season, do I? ^^’

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Celtartophobia – the fear of kilted men?

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.