…it has been said so many times before… the thinnest book in the world is ‘Collected Tales of a Scotsman’s Generosity’… a saying, it should be emphasised, put about by people who live south of Hadrian’s Wall… be that as it may, this ol’ Jurassic is primed to enter the rolls of those beneficent Caledonians… those whose donating hands are more open than yon shark’s eating cavity in ‘Jaws’… equal in stature to the celebrated philanthropists of a bygone era… in short… I’m about to give yeez sum’thing for nuthin’… at precisely 00.01am on the morn of October 8th, Pacific West Coast time…. which should have arrived before most of yeez get to read this thingy… Master Gallacher’s wee offering, SELF-PUBLISHING STEPS TO SUCCESSFUL SALES will be available on the Great God Amazon Kindle at a price of exactly zero… nil moolah… nae farthings… no currency required of any realm… this remarkable charitable occurrence/event/happening will continue until midnight on October 12th of the same time zone mentioned above… …it must be the pull of the Moon, Mabel… madness for a Scotsman, I know… giving stuff away for NUTHIN’… I ask little enuff from yeez in return… by all means grasp a gratis gratuity if you please… and p’raps, having devoured its content, a coupla lines or five in the Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com reviews section would constitute sufficient ‘thank yeez’ to this ol’ quill-scraper (they don’t cross-refer their reviews at Amazon, Gawd only knows why not)… oh, and if any of yeez are moved to throw the said review on to Goodreads, what a charming fillip I would consider that to be… now having decided to let my wee baby go out there unpriced, I feel a touch of the vapours coming on… yeez’ll have to excuse me while I go and lie down for a spell in a darkened room… see yeez later… LUV YEEZ!…
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Not FREE yet! Do you have the right time zone picked 🙂 Happens to everyone.
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Missed that fact! – OCT. 8TH
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..easily done… just wanted the post to have already been live when I wake in the Middle East in our morning… cheers , Les:)
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I knew I should have waited, can I have me money back? 😉 Never thought I’d see a Scot giving something away! Good luck Seumas, lots of good advice in it. 🙂
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Bargain time!
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..thanks, chief 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog….. An Author Promotions Enterprise! and commented:
Now’s your chance to get, read and leave your review of this highly acclaimed and recommended book from Seumas (LUV YEZ) Gallacher at a Scotsman’s favourite price – NUTHIN’ 😀
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…magnificent, yet again, that man … thank you, Chris … I owe you another crate of bananas…:)
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Got it! Thanks!
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…cheeeeers, that man … 🙂
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Good deal Seumas! 🙂 — Suzanne
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,,,thanks, Suzanne… enjoy! 🙂
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Good luck! It’s in my to read list already!
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…cheeeeeers, m’Lady, Olga 🙂
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❤ ❤ ❤ Thank YOU!
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