…we should have a slew of new Author billionaires by this time tomorrow… the power of the viral algorithmic web message… #TBSU…

…there’s times, Mabel, when I’m overtaken by my own delusions of adequacy… the startling cerebral epiphanies that render me speechless, reflecting in the sheer awesomeness of their simplicity… here’s today’s priceless gem… backed up with numbers, of course… during a long career in Finance, masquerading as an international banker, I found that quoting figures in presentations, particularly if yeez can throw in a few decimal places, are taken as gospel… no questions asked… no leery eyebrows raised… no ‘are-yeez-sh*tting-me-or-what?’ barbs… if yeez all follow this, fellow Lads and Lassies of Blog Land we should have a slew of new Author billionaires by this time tomorrow… it’s the ol’ connections get connections get connections gig… and yeez are free to use me as the fearless guinea pig as yeez experiment with this… quite simply… step one, yeez all buy one of my SELF-PUBLISHING STEPS TO SUCCESSFUL SALES masterpiece on the link below… step two, yeez send out this message to all yer pals on the Web and excite them to do the same thing, telling the WURLD to pitch in and buy it… third step, well, these people also have to send it out to their pals, etc… steps four up to infinity is more of the same… now the numbers bit, for the Godel/Euclidic geniuses amongst yeez… if only one hundred of yeez do this and yer pals also have one hundred pals doing the needful, look… 100 x 100 = 10,000… 10,000 x 10,000 =100,000,000… by the third step we should have covered just about everybody on the planet a gazillion times over, ands p’raps the entire universe… I know, I know, I know… yeez all want to thank me for this marketing/ promotional wizardry tip… no need, yeez are welcome… embrace the power of the viral algorithmic web message… and I’ll see yeez all at the Authors Billionaires Club on Saturday… LUV YEEZ!

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7 responses to “…we should have a slew of new Author billionaires by this time tomorrow… the power of the viral algorithmic web message… #TBSU…

  1. Lockie here, President of the naysayers union. But what if I don’t blog this recipe for success, and my 10 imaginary friends don’t blog it either, because as a naysayer, I will tell them not to, because…wait a minute….What if I did this with my own book, that is if I had one. Mr Gallacher, can we scratch this question…I believe I have an errand to run…Toodles!

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  3. Reblogged this on Author P.S. Bartlett and commented:
    No matter how I’m feeling or what nonsense I’m thinking, Seumas’ blog can always make me smile and think so I think I’ll reblog this with a smile. 🙂

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