…my little baby…please treat it gently…The Blogger’s Guide to Absolutely Nothing…#TBSU…

…my Mama always taught me to ignore people who wanna give me good advice…and I usually ignore Mama’s advice on that…of late, countless gazillions of my faithful blog followers …well, maybe about two of them, (thank you Uncle Fred and Auntie Mabel)…have been blowing smoke in my ear about how much they enjoy reading my posts …some people are SO easily pleased , eh, luv?…and they said I should get a collection of them on to the Great God Kindle… far be it from me to rail against the platitudes of the multitudes…ergo, my newest, freshest, innocent-est little baby makes its bow today…Tarraa! …THE BLOGGER’S GUIDE TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...contained within its pages I can promise you no antidote to non-performing agents or publishers…nor any KwikFiks to acquiring film contracts and book deals by the lorry-load…in all humility, I offer you my nascent bumbling experience in climbing aboard the Writers’ Rickshaw…the immersion in all the unholy waters that comprise the Sosyal Networking maelstrom…the soporific seduction of the self publishing universe…and p’raps, just p’raps, provide an inkling into the marvellous family of authordom that abounds across the Web…if it raises a mild titter, or even the suggestion of a smile, I shall be well sated…please enjoy …if ye don’t like it, TELL ME…if ye like it, TELL YER PALS…Matron’s already censored it, and as a result promised me an extra large dollop from the syringe…here she comes…gotta go…see yeez later…

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Enjoy yersels..:):)



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6 responses to “…my little baby…please treat it gently…The Blogger’s Guide to Absolutely Nothing…#TBSU…

  1. Excellent stuff, Mr. Gallacher! You never cease to amaze!
    One word of advice, though, and you don’t have to take it: hop on over to tinyurl.com and get yersel a wee URL. Gets rid of those l-o-n-g links and is perfect for squeezing into small places like Twitter ‘n that 🙂


  2. O.G.Tomes

    Giggling all the way to Amazon!!


  3. Alan Thompson

    Seumas met you in a book store in AD with my daughter just before Christmas, you signed your book for me. Read it now..Not bad, will go on to the next one..Be good..


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