…you heard it here first…my (obviously ingenious) plan to re-finance the World’s Debts… …#TBSU…

…my chum, Albert Einstein, and I used to have a chortle or three together down at the Genius Club…in between messing around with alpha numeric codes like E=MC2 (see, it was the original computer password back then), and solving the ratio of the distance between the planets (he did it on the back of an old biscuit wrapper with a stubby pencil…)…we would swap epiphanian glimpses …the one that continually escaped us was the index for the average IQ of a politician… that was reckoned to be so far in the Minus bracket, the calculators couldn’t carry it…but, back to the present day… over my cornflakes and croissants this morning, I think I’ve devolved the solution to the DEBT MOUNTAINS OF THE WORLD...the Zuckermans and Gates’es and Dells of the world preside over the largest commodity humanity  has ever known..idle chatter on the SOSYAL NETWURKING channels…at my last tally-up, there are 25,736,014,993,612 Tweets every day, 11,788,335,094,182 Facebook entries, and at least the same again in all the other communication gizmo arenas…so, Master Gallacher’s blueprint is announced…a charge of 0.0000013 US Cents (13′s a lucky number for some )…for every connect. click, and key-tap into these networks…the aforementioned Computer Giant presidents will have their organizations collect the revenue, and, if they like, I will PERSONALLY handle the cash flows to ensure it gets to the right DEBT MOUNTAIN...no, officer, I’m NOT related to these people from Nigeria asking for donations for this and that…I only want to help solve all the World’s problems…and I’m not even a Beauty Pageant Contestant…think about it…Facebook Fees, Twitter Tariffs, Computer Credits, Dell Donations, Microsoft Milking, …oh, we could go on, but let’s just a  start gathering the money…I’m available right after my nap,… Matron’s just pushed that bluudy syringe-full into me…I’ll think of another incredulously clever  jape tomorrow…see yeez later…