…Good Morning, Robin Williams!…

…today, a Crooked Cat Publishing pal of mine, Authoress, Nancy Jardine has her virtual launch for her book, Monogamy Twist over on Facebook… well worth a click to join her on:


…however, this post has an ulterior message today, and I ask yeez in advance to bear with me on this… I posted on her wall the You Tube clip at the top of the page, intended as a nice, funny AWAKENER to kick off her day’s launch… it’s a wee montage of scenes of the late, great, irreplaceable Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam,.. after posting it to her wall, and as I carried on listening to it, this ol’ Jurassic was struck with one of those unexpected ‘wobbly’ moments… watching the screen persona and realising this was the real Robin Williams that most of us only knew at a distance… the mercurial, instantaneous, rapid-fire wise-cracks and humour overlaying a human being with heightened sensitivity for others around him… in the clip, his character tells a soldier moving on up to the danger zone in the war, ‘I’ll never forget you’… how appropriate a line… that ‘wobbly’ moment produced emotional tears in me, I don’t mind owning up to that… thinking on the manner of his own passing, and the tragedy of the clown-creature who could make everyone else laugh except himself… and remembering, everybody yeez meet, and I mean EVERYBODY, is fighting some sort of battle yeez know NUTHIN about’… be kind, good people, be kind… that’s all… be kind… have a listen to the clip and yeez’ll know what I mean… see yeez later… LUV YEEZ!



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…a REAL broadcaster among broadcasters… Richard Dimbleby…


…television over the past fifty years has improved in certain dimensions, mostly on the technical and transmission areas it must be said… the gazillion-pixels-per-square-micrometre advances in High Definition Viewing are incredible… the range of uncountable colours deliverable through yer screens is magical… satellite transmission, and cable direct delivery are now the norms… all splendid improvements since the-days-before-remote-control-switches… in other aspects, however, this ol’ Jurassic has to lament the retrograde quality of a specific feature–the banality of newscasting broadcasts… some of it is undoubtedly down to the 24/7-instant-viewer-gratification that has developed over the years… the competition almost to ‘be part of’ rather than ‘reporting on’ the news… the need to ‘entertain’ rather than to ‘inform’, and more dramatic performances from anchor persons than would be found in a Bruce Willis blockbuster… I watch in despair as one newscaster interviews another newscaster from the same channel and it devolves into a repetitive ten-minute verbal loop of the same one-line piece of ‘news’… they vie with each other to say the same thing a dozen different ways in the same segment… and what bluudy News Mogul genius thought it a ‘good idea’ to plonk reporters into the middle of warfare, with live bullets, grenades and bombs exploding round their steel-helmeted skulls and bullet-proof-vested chests?… doesn’t emb’dy ever think of how much extra pressure that brings to the poor soldiers on the ground trying to get on with their difficult enuff job without these microphone-carrying scuttlers under their noses?… years ago, good old Aunty BBC was blessed with arguably the finest radio and television broadcaster ever to address a microphone…


…Richard Dimbleby… an iconic steersman of a news anchor… he also fronted the superbly insightful Panorama series, in a time when reporting was honest and direct… dressed in his impeccable double-breasted suit, Brylcreem-ed short-back-and-sides haircut and sensible necktie… gravitas personified… believable… trusted… no prestigious British Royalty event was complete without Richard’s overtones putting the seal of good broadcasting on it… from hushed tones at grandmens’ funerals, to the majestic voice carry at ceremonial ‘biggies’, his was the imprimatur that we respected… I find it impossible to muster the same enthusiasm for a coupla mates from the studio discussing matters of state on air… see yeez later… LUV YEEZ!



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….Written Acts of Kindness Awards… m’Lud, David Prosser…


…anyone who has ever had the pleasure of reading m’Lud, David Prosser’s Barsetshire Diaries blog pieces will understand the humanity of a man who always has encouraging WURDS for his pals and others on the internet…


…the essence of ‘paying it forward’, David has been a constant, stalwart supporter of this blog and of so many others where I see his name on the message rosters… a worthy recipient of the Written Acts of Kindness Awards, his Lordship also entertains, amuses and delights with his journals on the goings-on in his household… watch out particularly for the ‘melt-yer-hearts’ photographs of his grandchildren… yeez can join me and a legion of those who enjoy the scribblings of a man who writes from the heart… his blog is easy to find:


…m’Lud, David, the rules for passing this Award on are very simple:

  1. You are welcome to give it out as many times as you like, but it is only to be given to a maximum of one person per blog post. If you wish to give multiple rewards, please space the blog posts so the sincerity is maintained.
  2. Introduce the person; say how they encourage, help or inspire you; then link to their work and/or social media profiles. There may be a specific post you wish to link to which helped you. It’s up to you.
  3. Please publicise your award post to Twitter or Google Plus using the hashtag #writtenkindness so that others can find and follow the award winners.

This award is open to anyone to use. You don’t have to receive it, in order to be able to give it. Once you have received it, it isn’t obligatory that you must pass it on.

…see yeez later… LUV YEEZ!



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…another Celt pal comes to visit the blog… David Williams… ceud mile failte…

…a neat wee diversion here for yeez in the form of a Guest Blog post from a fellow-Celt, Author David Williams… today I’m bestowing on him Honorary Scotsmanship, for reasons yeez’ll quickly understand as yeez read his piece below… enjoy…

Master Williams in his highly effective undercover camouflage as a Scot:
Scotland The Brave

The reason I like Scotland, world traveller Seumas Gallacher’s home country, is for the following reasons, laid bare in this guest blog post, an opportunity kindly provided by the man himself. As a writer, I always start with place, the title of my own blog post is http://www.sharkfishinginwales.blogspot.co.uk The first time I visited Scotland was on a family holiday circa 1978/79. We stayed in student accommodation in Stirling University, not realising that it was a hotbed of student, radical politics. My father’s Brown Triumph Dolomite was misbehaving and an AA patrolman dutifully turned up and I knew that these were different people when he found out that we were a Welsh Family when he said “Things are hotting up down there with you”, he was referring to the Holiday Home Burning Campaign by Meibion Glyndwr.

   We went to the Battlefield of Bannockburn, we went up the Wallace Tower. We took a ferry across Loch Katrine in the Trossachs. The country was impossibly romantic and atmospheric. My second visit was as Hooker for the school rugby team when we visited Dumbarton Grammar School circa 82/83. We played, hungover and queasy on the Saturday morning and then headed over to Murrayfield for the afternoon game which if I remember rightly Wales won. We won the school game narrowly and the strangest re-union happened recently because I am an unemployed writer so when signing on for Job Seeker’s Allowance in Cardiff I thought I would be an awkward sod and ask for a Welsh Speaking member of staff and who turned up but a Scotsman who had met and married a Welsh Speaking lady and had played in the second row for Dumbarton Grammar School, all those years ago. He had learnt Welsh and was now speaking with me his former rugby adversary. When people say it’s a small world, it certainly was that day.
   In the early 1990’s I went to a friends’ wedding. He was from Watford and she was from Balloch on the shores of Loch Lomond. They were to be married at the Loch Lomond Hotel. Two days before the event. The Loch Lomond Hotel burned down and we witnessed the burning as we drove passed. Last minute arrangements changed the venue to the Trusthouse Forte hotel in Glasgow. Two most recent visits have seen me go to Oban, Fort William, up Ben Nevis, over to Inverness, down to Aberdeen and then a few days at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival because it is Theatre Writing that takes my main interest. I have just successfully completed an M.A in Playwriting at the University of Salford and my dramatic writing can be seen on http://www.redbuttontheatre.co.uk.
   I am fascinated by two Scotsmen, George Galloway and William Topaz McGonagall. George because of his fearlessness and McGonagall because my poetry follows his in quality and quantity. One question that I will direct to Seumas as I know that he was a professional football player before turning his expert hand at thriller writing and self help books Why are so many Scotsmen, successful football managers? What is it in the water that makes them such good man managers? (Seumas here: quite simply and modestly, we ARE the people!)
   My last visit to Scotland, I visited Culloden Field, I have to admit to being a big fan of Alex Salmond and the Independence Campaign. I was very much in the Yes camp. At Culloden, we were shown a film of the history of the battle, the last man to leave the film screening was an American called Gus, his wife had to drag him from there and she also had to push him on the bus as he could not take his eyes off the battlefield. You can take the man out of Scotland but having known Seumas for a short time and seeing Gus in action, I realised that you can ne’er take Scotland oot the man!
…not only does the intrepid David do Braveheart impersonations, he has two terrific blogs as indicated in the text above, which I fully recommend to yeez, Lads and Lassies of Blog Land, but he can also be followed on Twitter on @davidredbutton and on Facebook under David Red Button Williams… here’s a cover page of one of his literary masterpieces for yeez:
…thanks for the visit, that man… see yeez later… LUV YEEZ!


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…sweet dreams are made of this… ev’rybody’s got one…

…it’s not that long ago when Master Richard Gere and that nice Julia Roberts lassie romanced the heck out of us in Pretty Woman… quite apart from the fabulous theme tune by the incomparable Roy Orbison, there’s a bit at the end of the movie that sticks with me… as the closing credits roll, a guy walks across the set and says, ‘this is Hollywood… everybody’s got a dream’LUV that!… and so it is to be well borne in mind, fellow quill-scrapers, when yeez write yer masterpieces… yeez are in the business of creating dreams… one of the biggest reasons I read is to escape into the fantasy of sumb’dy else’s imagination… sumb’dy else’s dreams… the creative juices are unlimited when an Author is the God of all that he/she controls within the pages of their narrative… forget for a minute the standardised formulae for writing a story… yes, yes, yes, I know, Mabel, there’re ROOLS to be followed, like give it a start, a middle, and an ending–and all the other good stuff like plot development, character arcs, and suchlike… but the dreams that flow from the scribbler’s psyche are much more important… without the dream, there is no story… without the dream, there is no escape valve for yer readers… and daft as it sounds, without the dream, there is no dream


…I watch and observe people every day going about whatever they go about… kids, families, employees, taxi drivers, waiters, managers, hotel guests, travellers… folk I meet in elevators… they all have dreams… they don’t say that, but yeez just know… give them half a chance to talk to yeez, and the dreams in one form or another come flowing out… it’s called living… sum’times it’s ambition… sum’times it’s just putting one foot in front of the other to make it until tomorrow… but all dreams nonetheless… and as Authors, yeez are all dream-makers… enjoy… see yeez later… LUV YEEZ!



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…not one, but two upcoming book launches for my dear friend, Authoress, Nancy Jardine…

…it’s a delight when the ‘usual suspects’ drop by the blog to say ‘Hi’ and give me a heads-up on what they’re up to (and I promise not to tell the police)… the prolific Authoress, Nancy Jardine, has two pending titles, which you can read about here… enjoy…nancy 2


Hello Seumas, and thank you for allowing me to share my writing news.

Sometimes that bus stop at my door is very busy…

The last time I popped in to visit you may remember I was deliberating over whether to use my own name, or a pseudonym, for The Taexali Game – my first time travel historical adventure novel for middle grade/early teens. It’s just as well that I made the choice to use my own name for all of my writing, regardless of the intended market, because I’m pretty sure I’d become demented in the next few weeks trying to remember who I am.

My planned self-publishing date for The Taexali Game was the end of February or early March, but unexpected delays happened.

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…My cover design wasn’t completed till last week but I’m so…. glad I waited for it because I think it’s fantastic and perfect for the early teen market. In a global way, I hope a reader can immediately see from the cover that my intrepid trio of teenagers – Aran, Brian and Fianna – are about to confront soldiers of the Roman Empire in their adventure set in AD 210. The location of the novel is northern Roman Britain, currently Aberdeenshire, Scotland (my part of the world). Since part of the intended market is also local, I think my cover designer- Neil Saddler – has done a fantastic job because that bumpy hill you see is an iconic shape in Aberdeenshire, the hill range of Bennachie very recognisable to those who live in the area. I’ll now be publishing The Taexali Game in April. Further details will soon be on my blog but before then…

Like your Jack Calder Series, I’m also in the wonderful position of having Crooked Cat launch a new edition of Monogamy Twist, a contemporary romantic mystery. My fantastic, quirky cover for this was revealed a couple of weeks ago and I adore this cover design, too. 27th March 2015 is the date now set for its launch and I extend an open invitation to join my festivities at the Facebook Launch Party. Goodies can be won and lots of information on my protagonists will be divulged.


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The setting for Monogamy Twist is Yorkshire, England, where Luke Salieri has been bequeathed a dilapidated old mansion. Though he’s no idea of why he’s the beneficiary, he’s determined to fulfil the quirky Dickensian conditions attached to the bequest but he desperately needs a woman- though not just any old female. Rhia Ashton is perfect to help him solve the mystery since she’s an ancestry researcher but Luke finds her help comes with more conditions. Luke and Rhia were lovely characters to create and if you like a bit of history with more twists in your mystery, you’ll love Monogamy Twist. Dog lovers are also drawn to my wonderful Irish wolfhound, Thor, who was a delight to create.

Once again, Seumas, it’s great to visit you- thank you!


Nancy Jardine lives in Aberdeenshire, Scotland. She currently shares a home with her husband, daughter, son-in-law, 3 year old granddaughter and 1 year old grandson. It’ll continue to be a busy household till late summer of 2015 when the new build home will be completed for the young ‘uns on what was Nancy’s former back garden. The loss of that part of the garden won’t be missed since there should now be more writing time available this spring and summer! Childminding is intermittent over the day and any writing time is precious. (If interested in how a new house is built these days, follow my blog posts named ‘Gonna build a house’ )

 All matters historical are a passion; Ancestry research a lovely time-suck. Nancy regularly blogs and loves to have guests visit her blog. Facebooking is a habit she’s trying to keep within reasonable bounds! Any time left in a day is for leisure reading and the occasional historical series on TV.


Author links:

http://nancyjardine.blogspot.co.uk   http://nancyjardineauthor.com/    Twitter @nansjar Facebook: http://on.fb.me/XeQdkG

Amazon Author page for books and to view book trailer videos:

US http://amzn.to/RJZzZz   UK http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nancy-Jardine/e/B005IDBIYG/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0

Novels also available from Barnes and Noble; W.H. Smith; Waterstones.com; Smashwords; TESCO Blinkboxbooks; and various other places


…thanks for coming in, Nancy, always good to have yer company…

…see yeez later… LUV YEEZ!



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From a wee blether to a total guddle…

Seumas Gallacher:

…thick end of the Weegie (Scots’ll understand that)… from the LUVLY Barb Taub… enjoy… Master Gallacher is available at a modest fee for translation services…

Originally posted on Barb Taub:

I’m in a total guddle.

See, I might live in Scotland, but this is what I live here for. I’ve gone along all these years without once knowing that I’m in a total guddle [confused mess] , let alone owning it like Glasgowdragonfly does.

The hotel room was a bit of a guddle after Kate's hen party in Glasgow...The hotel room was a wee guddle after Fiona’s hen party in Glasgow…

Since we moved up here from England just as I was starting to get a handle on the whole separated by a common language thing, I’ve started to document a new vocabulary. Luckily, I have an expert tutor in the form of the receptionist at a nearby medical office. I’m completely smitten because she says och and aye and every noun is modified by wee. When I call, I always have a pencil ready to write down everything she says so I can look up translations when we hang up. Take, for example, today’s conversation:


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